Let`s see...where do I begin....
do know it`s not always sexual.
You`d be surprised sometimes a crotch can be as expressive as the eyes.
some crotches are literally screaming,
"Look at me!" Sometimes they say it from behind a rather tight garment,
other times they might just whisper from the hollow of a loose pair of shorts.
do keep in mind the C in crotch stands for center,
and people who tend to want to get to the core of things...well you can figure out the rest.
take it from me 7 times out of 10 your crotch is safe,
but safe no less.
Heads up though:
If someone is looking at your crotch and you get the sense that they`re just 1 crazy thought from shaking hands with your zipper,
you`d be wise to get your crotch out of there and on to safer territory.
By the way!
Crotch Watchers get all the bad press,
you all would be better advised to be wary of the people who are watching your neck.
Take it from me,